Venky comedy punches

alage rastram lo una ....

7 kotla mandiki ..

ade cheto desam lo una...

90 kotla mandiki....

alage prapamcham lo una...

aa ante naku leka saringa telidu.... enta mandi unte nata mandiki 

estavani korukuntunanu...

ante as it is adey kadu... valu edi tinte adi...

Bread u , Butter u , Jam u alagana mata...

"Venky, I am sorry, Ninna memu chaala edpinchaam kada"

"Thalli leni piladu ante e samaajam lo andariki lokuvegaa..."

enduku master maati maatiki aduguthaaru...?? naaku 

matram em telusu..? intiki velli chuskovaali.....

nenu basic ga villan ni...naaku heroine lu nacharu...

Interest undaalammaa....Mee vaallu katnam ivvaledani 

sambhandham voddannadu maa nanna..., nenu aayananau 

edirinchi marii pelli chesanu, ipudu katnam problem ledu, 

lucky ga nanna kuda ledu.....!!

nenu edisthe meeku navvosthundanukunte rojuu mee intiki 

vochi ganta edusthaanu..

"Fridge meeda sox enduku aaresav?"

"Dhandem meeda kaali ledani..!!'

"ante dhandem meeda kaali lekapothe Tajmahal meeda thuvval (towel) aaresthava..???"

Sunil:Mereppatikaina collector avutaru Babu avutaru

Venki:yidenti naakante yekkuva feel avutunnAduuu.....

malleswari naa pranam....thanu dhorike varaku pacchi manchi neelu muttukonu..!:P

Sunil:inta pedda city lo mAllishwari ni ela vetukutaruuuu 

Venki:haaa nen mamulu vadini anukunava tanu phn chesina bill na daggare pettukuna 

danitho easy ga patteyochu

Sunil:meeru chala telivainavaru sir

Venki:yipudu nijam chepu

Sunil:mimmalini vadilinchukovatam chala kastam

brahmi: em paper?

venky:  eenadu.

sunil:  english paper konte ranichevaru kaademo sir..

bag lu battalu ekkada padithe akkada pettadam ayyagariki nachhadu...

oh srry..

anavasaranga light lu fan lu eyyadam kuda ayyagariki nachhadu...

kitikilu teravadam ayyagariki nacchutunda?

naku nacchadu..

ayyagiriki...neatness anna discipline anna pranam....

miku haumanthudu telsa..?

gudilo chuuddame nandi bayata pedda parichayam ledu..

e intlo nenu ade type....ayyagaru ramudaithe...amma garu sita....anduke e intiki ayodha ani 
peru pettaru...

outhouse peru..LANKa?

JOKE a?

sorry!!

idento telsa?

pustakam..

kadu uttaram..

uttarama..

mi nana rasadu...ni gurinchi phonelo cheppadaniki vadi aarthika stomatha saripoka...rasi 

pampinchadu.....

asalu nuvvu em avvalanukuntunnav?

IAS..IPS..... ilantivi kakunda...edaina chinna udyogam cheddam ankuntunna..

Venki:  ma madya tharagathi anubandhalu premalu e dabbu vvunna vallaku telidhu ra......... 

brahmi: sar ara kante amme better ga vunnattundi

Venki:   sarle amma alage countinyu avudham asale chikati padindhi boledantha duram 

velalli.... 

brahmi: meru vellandi sar naku panudhi... 

Venki: ok.. 

Brahmi: vanchina dari gurthunda ..?

Venki: hey okka sari chusthe padella varaku kuda marchiponu... 

Brahmi: atu kadhu etu .....hoooooooooo gurthundanta!!